Wednesday, February 24, 2016

This is GULF

* Local calls are free 
* Petrol is cheaper than water, Payment for drainage too* Any building construction finishes in 3 months 
* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified 
* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance 
* Labourers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country 
* Companies can kick out their employees without any reason 
* Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money 
* Cleaners have more Wasta than officers 
* Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner 
* Office boy & Drivers  have more influence on Boss than Manager 
* Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm, hot / humid / chilling weather 
* Gulf is located in desert, still u find greenery everywhere 
* If u can't earn money in the Gulf, u can't earn anywhere in the world * In Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, its sooo fast 
* Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in India 
* U love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than when you were together 
* Being at home is more painful than being at work 
* Indians appear/pretend to be more religious/God fearing than they really are 
* Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of  Salman / Sharukh 
* Gulf girls sing Hindi songs but don't understand anything 
* Prostitutes available, but cheaper than beggars 
* Dance Bars and Pubs more than that in B'lore 
* A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters 
* Food/Grocery delivery to the car 
 * A Starbucks every 10 meters 
* Hard Rock Cafe with no alcohol 
* In one single flate sharing with 5 families 
* A Shopping Mall located every 2 km
* Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers 
* Getting a license is more difficult than buying a car 
* Smashed cars are more than bugs 
* Parking charge: 2 Dirham for 1 hour - 5 Dirham for 2 hours & so on 
* No Queues for women 

TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN GULF: 
* GREEN : Signal to go for  Indians  
* YELLOW : Signal to go for Egyptians and Pakistanis, Americans, Europeans 
* RED : Signal to go for Kuwaitis, Saudis , Palestinians & Lebanese

IF YOU'RE SAYING 'NO' THEN YOU ARE HIDING THE TRUTH....... ......

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